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Ciao Emma buon compleanno...quì c'è una torta con 11 candeline e bisogna spegnerle,dai facci una bella sorpresa vieni a soffiarle!
Sofia scusami, mi sono dimenticata del tuo compleanno,tanti auguroni in ritardo...ehi, ragazze,tra poco è il mio compleanno ed è severamente vietato mancare anche perchè la mamma prepara un sacco di pastrocci e le pizzette calde che piacciono tanto a te, Sofia...ok ragazze devo spegnere altrimenti mamma brontola... vi mando un grosso bacione e tanti auguri ancora buona notte Greta
 
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